I got this from a mail, although most of them are stupid questions, i had a great time reading them all.
- Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
- Can a blind person feel blue?
- Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
- Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
- Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
- Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
- How can a house burn up when it burns down?
- How can batteries die?
- How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
- How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- If a guy walks up to you and tells you every thing he tells you is a lie... is he telling the truth or is he lying?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
- If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
- If it's zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow it's meant to be twice as cold, how cold would it be?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, (the stuff that's on non- stick pans) then how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?
- If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
- If pizza is round, why is the box square?
- If the #2 pencils the most popular, why is it still #2?
- If the homosapiens are indeed homos', is that the reason why they became extinct?
- If there's Life after Death, what's the point in living?
- If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
- If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If you run backwards will you gain weight?
- If you spin an oriental man around does he become disoriented?
- If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
- If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
- In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
- Is it possible to have a civil-war?
- Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
- What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
- What's the speed of dark?
- When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
- Whose cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
- Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
- Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builds?
- Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying you're not allowed to put sticks in them?
- Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why do doctors sterilize a lethal injection?
- Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
- Why do they call things you send by ship "cargo" and things you send by cars "shipments"?
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
- Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
- Why is abbreviated such a long word?
- Why is it called a "Drive through" when you are going around the building?
- Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
- Why is the alphabet in that order?
- Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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