Questions

I got this from a mail, although most of them are stupid questions, i had a great time reading them all.

• Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
• Can a blind person feel blue?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
• Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
• Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
• Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
• Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
• How can a house burn up when it burns down?
• How can batteries die?
• How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
• How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
• If a guy walks up to you and tells you every thing he tells you is a lie... is he telling the truth or is he lying?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
• If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
• If it's zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow it's meant to be twice as cold, how cold would it be?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, (the stuff that's on non- stick pans) then how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?
• If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
• If pizza is round, why is the box square?
• If the #2 pencils the most popular, why is it still #2?
• If the homosapiens are indeed homos', is that the reason why they became extinct?
• If there's Life after Death, what's the point in living?
• If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
• If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
• If you run backwards will you gain weight?
• If you spin an oriental man around does he become disoriented?
• If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
• If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
• In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
• Is it possible to have a civil-war?
• Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
• What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
• What's the speed of dark?
• When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
• Whose cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
• Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
• Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builds?
• Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying you're not allowed to put sticks in them?
• Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why do doctors sterilize a lethal injection?
• Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
• Why do they call things you send by ship "cargo" and things you send by cars "shipments"?
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
• Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• Why is abbreviated such a long word?
• Why is it called a "Drive through" when you are going around the building?
• Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
• Why is the alphabet in that order?
• Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?